You Need To Lose Weight

Hehehehehe well at least the girl (Melissa ?) will not have to worry.  My lovely wife can eat 1/2 her own body volume in one sitting and not explode, defies all explanation, she could do it for a circus act, people would pay money to watch.  Then she just burns off all the calories hopping around on her single leg and always stays 90 lb..  Her friends ask her how she stays so thin and beautiful, she gets this mischievous smile on her face and says "Oh that's so simple, just amputate a leg" LOL